Okay, time to confess. It was an April Fool's Day wax. This will not deter accidents even though we had appropriate anti-barrier regulations. A local tinsmith was threatening to break MrSkittles' legs and we couldn't let that happen. He can't fly, so not being able to walk would be terrible.
Original description (for April Fool's Day):
After years of development, the unique formula was created by 'RF-Andy', our chief chemist, who blends high-quality, handmade car wax with a proprietary anti-magnetic compound. When applied to a vehicle, it works to repel the protective metal barriers that line racetracks and roads around the world.
Independent tests of Green Shell have proven that it reduces the effects of collisions with guardrails by as much as 87,46%. Although the wax was developed mainly for protective barriers, tests also proved its effectiveness in reducing the effects of road collisions - the probability of damage to vehicle bodies was reduced by 46.92%.
Use three layers of Green Shell to maximize protection in medium-sized or medium-speed collisions. One or two layers will only help protect against minor parking lot collisions or low speed impacts.
Simply apply the coating with a wax applicator, leave for 5-10 minutes and then polish.
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